from ESPN: "Michelle Wie was forced to withdraw from the John Deere Classic on Friday after nine holes due to dehydration." PUHLEEZE. Aside from the fact that she was playing SHITTY! Oh wait, she carded a 77 in the first round, the cut was 140 - so facing the prospect of having to shoot a 63 to make the cut, perhaps she tanked it? Not sure. Or, perhaps she was playing shitty because she was dehydrated. Hmmm... Still, another no-go, this time because of no-mas. Oh, and she's put on a little weight in the keister too...is gonna need to be careful wearing those short skirts soon, at the rate she's going.
from THEW: "Dear Sawx, that thing you see in the rear view mirror getting closer is the YANKEE TRAIN!"
Eric Lindros signed a 1 year deal with the Dallas Stars. Typical Stars signing: aged, beat up, washed up, star on the decline of his career. But I have to admit, they seem to be one team capable of getting production out of their players...that is, until playoff time. Over Under is 45 - the number of games that Lindros will play during next season...
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