9.07.2007

My Favorite Characters...

WOW! How the hell do you narrow this list down to top 10. I could go on for days on characters I love from movies. But I will take some ones that come to mind after a good period of pondering on the throne. In no particular order:

Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) [you die first, get it? your friends might get me in a rush but not before i turn your head into a canoe]
The Taunting French Guard (John Cleese) [now begone, or i shall taunt you a second time-uh]
Corporal Hicks (Bill Paxton) [i don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, man, but we just got our asses kicked!]
Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) [insert "do ya feel lucky punk?" quote here]
Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) [i did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards in high winds - 2, maybe 3 guys in the world can make that shot - it's just something i was always good at]
CAPTAIN! Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) [but why is the RUM gone?!]
Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman) [what do you mean, 'you can't swim'? the FALL will probably kill you!]
Dr Frank-n-Furter (Tim Curry) [i'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transylvania]
Blade (Wesley Snipes) [there are worse things walking around at night than vampires - like ME]
Alice (Milla Jovovich) [2 words...hurt me please!]

Honorable Mentions:
John McClain (Bruce Willis)
the Terminator (AHNOLD)
Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins)
Commodus/Caesar (Joaqin Phoenix)
Maximus Decimus Aurelias (Russell Crowe)
Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)
Shaft (Samuel L Jackson)
Bors (Ray Winstone)
Achilles (Brad Pitt)
Freddy Kreuger (Robert England)
General Thade (Tim Roth)
Tin Cup (Kevin Costner)

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